1. StarsongKY got me pregnant.
2. I made love to StarsongKY last night.
3. My boyfriend turned out to be gay.
4. I got laid last night.
5. My mom called me a whore.
6. My mom found out I'm pregnant.
7. My girlfriend is pregnant.
8. Tips on giving head.
9. Pussy Eating 101.
10. My dad found one of my used condoms.
roina_arwen got me, so I used the only one people might fall for. *winks at Gazer*