I hope you all get lumps of coal (or other similar but less useful rocks) in your holiday stockings this year. Or better yet, give all your victims rocks and let us throw them at you as hard as possible, with the same frequency as the crap you keep sending us. For me, that's 450-500 times a day on average. And double rocks to whoever added the LexFA-L list address to your files. I'm dumping 5 or 6 "non-member" posts there a day so you don't bother my friends.
On second thought, there aren't enough rocks in the world for the stonings you deserve. I'll settle for one big rock for each of you.
If they ever remake Wile E. Cyote cartoons, I vote they replace Roadrunner with spammers - and let Wile E. win.