|You Are a Classic Martini|
You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.
You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!
Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality
Martinis, bleh. I much prefer the taste of good old Kentucky bourbon - preferably in chocolate bourbon balls.
|Your Christmas is Most Like: A Charlie Brown Christmas|
Each year, you really get into the spirit of Christmas.
Which is much more important to you than nifty presents.
I used to love this one, until I saw it this year and noticed Linus getting all Biblical. Still like it, but I could see a grown-up Linus boycotting some store for saying "Happy Holidays".
Perhaps they just relabelled the "sucker" list to "nice".
That's Crazy-socks, get it right!
Damn, 6:30am and I've only done the bare minimum amount of crap tonight. Alas, this installment of Work Avoidance Theater must come to a close - before I get fired. Or at least reprimanded.