This one's pretty accurate.
|You Are a Peacemaker Soul|
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a great sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul
My actual sign is Sagittarius. I hate quizzes with relationship questions; I've only had one and stumbled into that, so I have no frame of reference.
|Your True Sign Is Virgo|
Smart and Logical
Caring and Helpful
A Total Perfectionist
On the Conservative Side
More Listening Than Talking
I've never even visited the site, so...
|You Are 0% Addicted to Myspace|
Your Myspace addiction factor is: Very Low
When it comes to Myspace, you don't know what the big deal is. Frankly, you think it's over hyped.
... but substitute LiveJournal for MySpace and...
|You Are 44% Addicted to LiveJournal|
Your LiveJournal addiction factor is: Moderate
You're slowly building a very strong addiction to LiveJournal. Get out while you still can!
Apparently I'm not Fortunate, my net score is zero.
Fortunate Life Meme
Written from an American Perspective
One point per item
Bonus items are worth 5 points.
10+ points total = Fortunate Life
30+ points total = Extremely Fortunate Life
50+ points total = You deserve an ass-kicking from an poor, blind, homeless ebola-infected man.
[Put your notes and annotations in brackets, so others know to delete them!]
( ) Did you attend a private primary school?
( ) Did you have professional private tutors?
(x) Did you attend college?
(x) Did you attend a private college (as opposed to public)?
( ) Did your parents finance more than 75% of your education?
( ) Did you attend an Ivy League School ...Yale, Harvard, Stanford, etc.?
( ) Did you attend a foreign academy/school (Eton, Cambridge)?
( ) (Bonus) Accepted into college only because of family connections or donations?
( ) (Bonus) Were you NOT expelled because of family connections or donations?
( ) Did you have a nanny? (Sort-of)
( ) Were you a "debutante" or equivalent?
( ) (Bonus) Were you "introduced to society" at a party or ball?
( ) Were you gifted a car as a teenager?
( ) (Bonus) Was it a new car?
( ) (Bonus) Was it a BMW, Audi, Mercedes or Bentley?
( ) Did your family own a yacht, sailboat or airplane?
( ) Were you a member of the local Yacht Club or Country Club?
( ) (Bonus) Was this club “exclusionary” in any form?
( ) Did you attend NASA’s space camp or equivalent?
( ) Did you attend out-of-state school-sponsored events?
( ) Did you spend part of your college education studying abroad?
( ) Was your allowance more than $100 a month?
( ) (Bonus) Was your allowance more than $1000 a month?
( ) Did you take professional lessons for more than 3 activities?
( ) Are you employed in the family business as a manager?
( ) Do you supervise manual laborers?
( ) (Bonus) Do you supervise from a seated position?
( ) Do you travel nationally for pleasure every year?
( ) Do you travel internationally for pleasure at least once every 2 years?
( ) Been to Asia?
( ) Been to Africa?
( ) Been to South America?
( ) Been to Europe?
( ) (Bonus) Been to 5+ continents?
( ) Do you pay to have your house cleaned or yard tended?
( ) Do you fly first class?
( ) (Bonus) Have you flown by private jet?
( ) Have you ever won more than $10,000 in the lottery?
( ) Do you live with the knowledge that family money will “always be there”.
( ) Is your money considered “old money”?
( ) (Bonus) Is your net worth more than $5M?
( ) Do you have more cars than family members?
( ) Do you currently own a yacht, sailboat or plane?
( ) Have you ever paid more than $50,000 for a car?
( ) Do you have a vacation house (not time share)?
( ) Do you have a "home theater"?
( ) (Bonus) Does your home theater have a popcorn machine?
( ) Do you have your own music recording studio in house?
( ) Own a hot tub, sauna or swimming pool?
( ) Bought animals through a professional breeder?
( ) Own AND show horses or dogs or cats?
( ) Do you have more than one kitchen in your house?
( ) Do you have house staff?
(x) Are you generally happy?
(x) Do you "enjoy" your job?
(x) Do you have time for hobbies?
Modifiers to the Fortunate Life
(Normalcy Negatives. Negative one point per item. Bonus items are negative five points)
( ) Does your job involve hard manual labor?
( ) Do you need to wash your hands after working?
( ) Ever been a janitor, custodian or sewage worker?
(x) (Bonus) Been injured on the job but was ignored by your employer? [Nasty fast-food burn]
( ) Ever been homeless or have lived out of a “van down by the river”?
( ) Ever been forcibly drafted?
( ) Lost a limb, eye or body functionality?
( ) Regularly take more than 2 forms of medication daily? [Yes, but OTC so I'm not counting them.]
( ) Been physically or sexually abused?
( ) Suffered starvation or malnutrition?
( ) Contracted Ebola, Malaria, Flesh-eating virus, etc?
( ) (Bonus) Been tortured by the police or military?
( ) Been forced to evacuate your home due to natural disaster or war?
( ) (Bonus) Were you bombed by military forces?
( ) Suffered severe discrimination due to being a woman, minority or handicapped?
( ) (Bonus) Challenged discrimination and lost?
Way too much info about me, courtesy of knightaudit
More Questions Than You’ll Probably Care to Answer or Even Read meme:
Q. Elaborate on your default photo:
A. Rahnee from Elfquest, second cheif of the Wolfriders.
Q. What's your current relationship status?
A. Wife and mother. Lifemated for twenty years now, married almost ten.
Q. What exactly are you wearing right now?
A. Grey pocket tee, navy sweats, jellybean stripe handknit socks
Q. What is your current problem?
A. Can't start my new job full time until they replace my replacement.
Q. What do you love most?
A. Knitting. (It said what, not who.)
Q. What makes you most happy?
A. Time to relax and do whatever I want to do, when I want to do it.
Q. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
A. Give the order to evacuate both towers as soon as the first plane hit, instead of telling people to stay put.
Q. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be?
A. Assuming non-human? Wolf.
Q. Ever have a near death experience?
Q. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Q. Who will cut and paste this first?
A. I usually copy instead of cut.
Q. Name someone with the same b-day as you:
Q. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
A. Do little brother's toys count?
Q. Have you ever been in a fight?
Q. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Q. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE/SAME sex?
A. Hey, a person!
Q. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A. Only been twice, got a hot caramel apple cider both times.
Q. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
A. Yes, if you count surgery as intentional injury.
Q. Tell a secret about yourself.
A. I chose my college because it offered both a computer science major and a German minor, then never took another German class after high school.
Q. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Q. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?
A. Yes, even when I'm not with the kids.
Q. Did you have braces?
A. Yes, on my ankles.
Q. Are you comfortable with your height?
A. Most of the time.
Q. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
A. "Now I am complete".
Q. Do you speak any other languages?
A. Nein. Not any more.
Q. What is your favorite smell?
Q. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
Q. What magazines do you read?
A. Free knitting ezines.
Q. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Q. Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
A. Yes - three grandparents, two great-grandparents, father-in-law.
Q. Do you ever watch MTV?
Q. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
A. "Late" is relative after working graveyard shift for thirteen years.
Q. Have you ever been rushed into the emergency room?
A. Yes, twice with broken ankles, once to see gazerwolf right after The Accident.
1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
No, the only ones I can think of would be better found dead than just missing.
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
With the handle, unless it's one of those automated ones.
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes in our own van, depends in other vehicles - sometimes the belt's too short for me.
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
6. There is NOOOOO rule 6....
The rest of these aren't rules either.
7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
8. Has been removed for your protection.
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
No, I pop them by pulling my fingers.
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
Any of them.
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
12. What are your super powers?
The ability to put others' needs above my own.
13. Peppermint or spearmint?
As long as it's not wintergreen!
14. Where are your car keys?
I'd have to have a car first, and probably a driver's license.
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Typing doesn't talk much.
16. What's your most annoying habit?
Not being able to say no annoys me.
17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Louisville, our honeymoon almost ten years ago.
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
19. What is your best physical feature?
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Who has CDs any more?
21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Cheese, milk and water.
22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
Wearing specific gemstones/crystals to enhance specific emotions or traits.
23. What color are your bed sheets?
No sheets, just blankets. Those are mostly blue, grey and black.
24. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Don't have a cell phone or drive.
26. What are your favorite sayings?
"You stupid fuck!" (About someone, not in their presence.) Also "Crap, now what?"
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
28. If you could go back or forward in time, would you and where would you go?
Nope, I'll stay put, don't want to risk getting stuck.
29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
What was he in again?
30. What CD is in your stereo?
Don't have a CD or a stereo - mp3 players and computers are where it's at.
31.What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
Knock it off with the CD crap already!
32. How many kids do you plan on having?
We've stopped at three, though I wouldn't exactly call it planned.
33. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
My husband. (He's alseep now.)
34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
Maybe on the cheek.
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Screw glory, I'd rather not know about it.
38. Have you ever started to fill out a survey on LiveJournal and then thought "this is stupid" and exit without sending it?
Yep, even completed a few and not bothered to post.
39. Coffee or tea?
Depends, coffee right now.
40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Only been to two, Randy Travis & Conway Twitty.
41. Have you ever been in love?
Once and for always. Recognition's like that.
42. Do you talk to yourself?
Yep, helps me think things through.
43. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
What kind of stupid crap is that?
Am I spoiled? Apparently only half, the cutoff is 40. My own notes [are in brackets].
Do you have:
() your own cell phone
(x) a television in your bedroom
() an iPod [an mp3 player but no iPod]
() a photo printer
(x) your own phone line
(x) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
() a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) DVD player in bedroom [Gazer's portable is there]
() at least a hundred DVDs
() a childfree bathroom
(x) your own in-house office
() a pool [there's one in the complex but it's closed more than open]
() a guest house
() a game room
(x) a queen-size bed or larger
() a stocked bar
(x) a working dishwasher
() an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
() more than 20 pairs of shoes
() at least ten things from a designer store
(x) expensive sunglasses [my regular glasses have Transitions lenses]
(x) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
() Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
() a multi-speed bike
() a gym membership
(x) large exercise equipment at home [stationary bike]
() your own set of golf clubs
() a pool table
() a tennis court
() local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
() your own pair of skis
() enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
() a boat
() a jet ski
() a neighborhood committee membership
() a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
() wealthy family members
() two or more family cars
() a walk-in closet or pantry
(x) a yard [didn't count the pool, so I'm including the courtyard for a point between them]
() a hammock
() a personal trainer
() good credit [it's so-so]
() expensive jewelry
() a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
() at least $100 cash in your possession right now [don't carry cash much any more]
(x) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
() a stock portfolio
() a passport
() a horse
() a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(x) private medical insurance
() a college degree, and no outstanding student loans [B.A. but still paying loans]
(x) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics)
() do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
() pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
() go on weekend mini-vacations
() send dinners back with every flaw
() wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
() regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
() have a job but don't need the money
() stay at home with little financial sacrifice
() pay someone else to cook your meals
() pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dog
(x) regularly pay someone else to drive you [buy gas for rides to work]
() expect a gift after you fight with your partner
() an only child
() married/partnered to a wealthy person
() baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
() been on a cruise
() traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity [Sorrel Booke/"Boss Hogg" years ago at a car show]
() been to the Caribbean
() been to Europe
() been to Hawaii
() been to New York
() eaten at the space needle in Seattle
() been to the Mall of America
() been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
() been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
() moved more than three times because you wanted to
() dined with local political figures
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
() go to another country for your honeymoon
() hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child [swimming at YMCA - free 'cause my aunt was an instructor]
(x) attend private school [for college]
() have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Me, a leader?
|Your Personality Is|
You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.
You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.
A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.
In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.
At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.
With others, you tend to be polite and formal.
As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.
On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!
I've never thought of myself as a leader or "managerial material"...
You are very ambitious and because you seek and need recognition, you try in your own way to impress people and you want to be looked up to - to be both popular and admired. You feel that there is a gap which separates you from your fellow man, or woman as the case may be, but this anxiety is an unnecessary one. Keep on the way you are going and you may surprise yourself.
You need an atmosphere of peace and quiet and you would like to share a bond of understanding with the 'right person' - you have the belief that with the right person, your stress and anxiety could be minimised.
The situation at this time is one of considerable distress. You feel trapped and you are looking for some way out. You can find solace in the arms of someone who cares so long as there is no long-term emotional involvement.
You are being unduly influenced by the situation that is all around you. You do not like the feeling of loneliness and whatever it is that seems to separate you from others. You know that life can be wonderful and you are anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to live it to the full. You therefore resent any restriction or limitations that are being imposed on you and you insist on going it alone.
You are trying to build up your own position and you resist all external influences. You insist that you are your own person and you will not tolerate any outside interference. Decisive and proud, you are true managerial material.
Try the Colorgenics quiz
This one sounds about right.
|You Have Low Self Esteem 44% of the Time|
While you sometimes feel good about yourself, you tend to struggle a little with self esteem issues.
It's not about changing who you are, it's about accepting your faults. You just need to be less critical and demanding of yourself!
A moment of silliness from thndrstd
| Chinchilla |
You scored 28 nervousness!
|You really should be more nervous. People want to make coats out of you, you know. It's a harsh, harsh world, my friend.|
|My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The Small Nervous Animal Test written by zombieface on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test|
I think this one's stuck, I haven't seen anyone with a different answer.
|Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol|
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!
Sounds about right here too.
|You Are 60% Open Minded|
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.
And finally, the Icon Meme
Which of my current icons...
1. ...is your Favorite and why?
2. ...is your Least Favorite and why?
3. ...would you like some context for?
4. ...have you never noticed I even had before?
5. ...do you most associate with me?
Oh, good Lord, the kids are up already. And is that the sun? Crap! I should be in bed. Can't believe I spent all night on here without even knitting. And I forgot to take my pills around midnight like I was supposed to. Crappity crap!
One last thought - This Disadventure reminds me of rosepurr, froggy_dear and purple_phys.