Mild depression/sadness? Check.
More dehydrated than usual? Check.
Back and/or feet aching? Borderline.
Quick check of (locked) tracking posts... Sonofabitch! Yep, getting close to that time of month again. Wonderful. Probably by the end of the week, maybe sooner.
As George Carlin once said on the topic of gender differences, "I'm not sure I trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." At least I think it was Carlin. Might've been Eric Cartman.