I was in the employee restroom a minute ago when I heard the usual whoosh from another stall, immediately followed by "Shit! My phone!!" Apparently one of the housekeepers had hers in her smock pocket, and when she reached back to flush it fell out.
I guarded the stall for her (to keep anyone from using it) while she ran to get Engineering, which gave me a chance to finally burst out laughing because I couldn't hold it in any longer. I still don't know how I kept a straight face when he told her, "It ain't clogged, so that sucker's halfway to the treatment plant by now."
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