I suppose this one fits, if you can call working graveyard shift "Nocturnal Gratification". Wonder what I transform into? Or do I transform other things? I knit mainly with acrylic yarn, so I guess that could be transforming synthetics.
You can also order your Cyborg Name on a T-Shirt, oddly enough.
And this concludes tonight's edition of Work Avoidance Theater - thus tonight's icon. "Can't go home again," at least until morning.